Mutant Onions

Corpsicle: How's it going Spongey?

Spongey: Hey Corpsicle. I'm going to Vat Valley. Wanna come?

Corpsicle: Vat Valley! You've heard the rumors about that place, right?

Spongey: Oh relax Corpie. I just wanna see what all the fuss is about.

*They go to Vat Valley*



Corpsicle and Spongey: COOL!

Corpsicle: Funny, I was expecting metal vats and high catwalks and such.

Spongey: I wonder what's inside them.

*They both look*



*They both fall in*

*They rise from the creepy depths of the vats but are mutated and disfigured and green smoke-ish*



Spongey: Hehehehehe...

Corpsicle: Hahahahaha...

Corpsicle and Spongey: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Spongey: So what cruel and evil things can we do now?

*They stand there, looking red-onion-ish*



Corpsicle: I think this is the pinnacle of our powers.

Spongey: Sweet!

Cropsicle: Totally!