Onion Buddies

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Mutant Onions

Corpsicle: How's it going Spongey?

Spongey: Hey Corpsicle. I'm going to Vat Valley. Wanna come?

Corpsicle: Vat Valley! You've heard the rumors about that place, right?

Spongey: Oh relax Corpie. I just wanna see what all the fuss is about.

*They go to Vat Valley*

Corpsicle and Spongey: COOL!

Corpsicle: Funny, I was expecting metal vats and high catwalks and such.

Spongey: I wonder what's inside them.

*They both look*

*They both fall in*

*They rise from the creepy depths of the vats but are mutated and disfigured and green smoke-ish*

Spongey: Hehehehehe...

Corpsicle: Hahahahaha...

Corpsicle and Spongey: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Spongey: So what cruel and evil things can we do now?

*They stand there, looking red-onion-ish*

Corpsicle: I think this is the pinnacle of our powers.

Spongey: Sweet!

Cropsicle: Totally!

Idiot

[Note to simmers: SimChi is not an avid buddhist simmer. She has two pets named Simba and Chiki and decided to combine the names to make her OnionName.]

SimChi: I'm not an idiot.

Rice Queen (me): Are you sure?

SimChi: YES!!!

Rice Queen: You look like an idiot from here.

SimChi: That's because you are looking in a mirror.

Java visits Spongey's Office

Spongey: Hey Java, you want to visit my office today?

Java: Sure.

Spongey: Look, this is my car. We are going to drive to the office.

Spongey: Hold on!

Java: AAAAAAAAAAA!

Spongey: Ok Java, we made it here in one piece. Let me introduce you to everyone.

Java: Phew!

Spongey: Java, meet Ramzi, the department clown.

Java: Hello Clown!

Spongey: Java, meet Kate, the boss lady.

Java: Helly Lady!

Spongey: Java, meet Satyen, he is visiting us from India.

Java: Hello Visitor!

Spongey: Java, meet Anthony, he is out sick today.

Java: Hello Invisible Man!

Spongey: Look Java, Ramzi has given us Trail Mix so we don't have to go hungry.

Java: Thanks Clown!

Spongey: Look Java, Kate has given us a slinky so we don't drop into RED in fun.

Java: Thanks Lady! Hey Spongey, you get the royal treatment around here don't you?

Spongey: Yep! I'm the department princess. *cheeky grin*

Java: Too bad you are leaving.

Spongey: *deflated* I know, now I go back to being a lowly peon at school. :o(

Java: Cheer up, NPK Bandit just sent us another bottle of Smirnoff.

Spongey: YAY! I knew there was a good reason we made her the Queen of Cocktail Onions.

(Spongey and Java roll off screen towards the bottle of Smirnoff)