Idiot

[Note to simmers: SimChi is not an avid buddhist simmer. She has two pets named Simba and Chiki and decided to combine the names to make her OnionName.]

SimChi: I'm not an idiot.



Rice Queen (me): Are you sure?



SimChi: YES!!!

Rice Queen: You look like an idiot from here.

SimChi: That's because you are looking in a mirror.